Department of Tiny Warnings

Desk
Code
17-B

Do Not Startle The Open Tab

Browsers may display ambition, old invoices, or mild prophecy.

Consequence: two extra windows and a small moral audit.

Issued under the Office of Household Scale Emergencies. Report trembling desk habits before lunch.

Compose stern public-safety posters for hazards too small to regulate sensibly.

Micro Hazard Desk

Last inspection: nobody read the sticky note. Fine: one apologetic label maker.