ALT 29,000 SNACKSSEAT 4½A

Window Seat Diorama

Slide the shade, shuffle the tiny horizon, and let the captain explain whatever impossible landscape you just caught from seat 4½A.

Captain’s announcement

Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the left side, you’ll see a cloud pretending to be a baked potato. We ask that you respect its privacy.

Flight RDA-429 · cruising at mildly theatrical altitude

Tip: drag inside the window. The shade position changes the “official” explanation, as all reputable airlines require.