The chrome taps know things. Pull up to three syrup handles, set the fizz, and let the neighborhood soda jerk invent a drink with far too much backstory.
Best served to
someone wearing sunglasses indoors for emotional reasons.
House policy
If your soda sparkles suspiciously, that means the recipe likes you.
Known side effects
dramatic straw posture, excellent timing, and an urge to lean on jukeboxes.