Snack Drawer Scandal Swallows City

A passing observation about the office snack drawer has now generated a lead story, an ethics sidebar, and one deeply aggrieved note from a reader who insists this started months ago.

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Lead analysis

Letters to the editor

Urgent strip

Pull quote

This would have been a normal thought if anyone had shown restraint.

Margin notes

This edition includes

Three columns, one panic, zero proportionality

The room tone depends on your settings. Lower the heat for dignified concern, or spike it and let the page foam at the corners.