PEP LINE open all night • rain guaranteed
Line status: remarkably available

Some days demand a committee. This one accepts a hotline.

Each number nudges the script. Three digits is enough for a dramatic but actionable opinion.

switchboard notes

1, 4, 7 lean brass, bold, and mildly bossy.

2, 5, 8 come in cleaner, steadier, and weirdly practical.

3, 6, 9 are all velvet drama, neon nerve, and suspicious confidence.