Saturday-morning economics for deeply debatable treasures

Yard Sale Price Gun

Name the object, nudge three value levers, then pull the fluorescent trigger.

bright plastic drama no spreadsheets allowed haggle at your own risk

estate sale special

$2 $8 $14 $39 $5 $11 $27 $3 $19 $42 $2 $8 $14 $39 $5 $11 $27 $3 $19 $42

Price something mildly ridiculous

Go practical, nostalgic, or gloriously delusional. The sticker gun respects all three currencies.

Object on the folding table

Usefulness Actually helpful

Nostalgia Garage-memory glow

Audacity Say it with confidence

Today's official pricing method: one part logic, two parts neighborhood theater.