Random Daily App, April 9, 2026

Lobby of Very
Specific Floors

This elevator never goes anywhere useful. Press a brass button, wait for the velvet doors to sigh apart, and enjoy a destination that probably should not exist in a reputable building.

Awaiting a passenger
Now arriving

The Elevator Is Listening

Choose a floor and it will take your request under advisement.

Tip: Floor buttons also work with number keys. Cabin parked in the lobby.