Chlorine Riviera

Turquoise ladders, apricot tile, and exactly one witness who swears you looked innocent.

Poolside Alibi Postcard

Invent a tiny summer cover story. Pick a destination, choose the flavor of your excuse, then flip the card and admire your extremely unserious mail fraud.

Destination

Excuse energy

Human-eye audit: this is a bright travel postcard with a handwritten note panel, not a dark sibling of last night’s moth matchbook.

Postmarked from Chlorine Riviera

Approved by the pool desk

Apr 7
deep end

Sun delay permit Lane 4 / noon / trusted towel

Deliver to: Whoever needed proof that I was definitely at the pool and not causing tiny glamorous trouble.

Forwarding note: If found drifting near a fruit bowl, return to the nearest chaise longue.

Witness

Suspicious event

Sign-off

How it works

Every destination comes with its own pool mythology. Pick a mood, recruit a witness, and let the postcard write you a sun-warmed defense brief.

DestinationChlorine Riviera ToneVelvet evasive WitnessThe towel attendant EventA float ring misunderstanding

Desk note

The first viewport is one big postcard composition on a striped towel. Bright, paperish, and slightly ridiculous — exactly as summer bureaucracy intended.